My emoticon is smiling right now.

There is still much to write about.

But for the time being:


1.) I am finally home, and
2.) I want to see you. Yes, you, dear non-creepy reader-friend whom I've met at least once in my lifetime. No, not the douchebag behind you. YOU, for godssake! Don't look away now and pretend you don't know me. I have your phone number. I know where you live. I never forget a face and I never forget the specific scent of a human being. Hey, why are you walking away? Come back to me! You still owe me money, you stupid jerk!

I am happy to be here.