December is awesome.

Happy December!

I might have left my heart in Hong Kong. And by heart, I really mean life savings. Damnit! More details to come, friends!

In thirteen days, I will lay my head back down to the ample bosom of the sleazy, trashy, Botox-happy bitch-goddess that is Los Angeles. Tito's Taco or Pink's Hot Dog pilgrimage, anyone? Care to pencil in a lunch date where you watch me wolf down an In-N-Out Burger for the first time in five months with hysterical tears of joy streaming down my face? Museum-romping? Boba-cafe-with-wireless-internet-loitering? Really, friends, I am giddy to see all of you again!